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| User: | greyvulpine (1608421)
GreyVulpine's Insights
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| Name: | GreyVulpine |
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[root@localhost Admin]# man GreyVulpine
GreyVulpine(1)
NAME
GreyVulpine - Grey fox furry
SYNOPSIS
GreyVulpine [options]
DESCRIPTION
GreyVulpine is a grey fox furry found in the central lower part of
Michigan. His exact whereabouts are unknown, for he is elusive
and has thrown off all efforts to track down. Glimpses of his work
have however, turned up tools of global domination in various stages of
completion.
A master of the shadows, this fox shows extreme talent in stealth,
cunning, speed, wisdom, and yet remains inconspicuous. None whom have
had the chance of meeting him, know his true and full nature. His life
has many facets, not all are shown at one, and certainly none to the
enemies that he might have made in his lifetime. Possessing a quick
ability to know another's character helps him determine friend or foe,
an absolutely necessary skill for a fox.
Having the distinct coloring of a grey fox, he has a similar yet smaller
build from his red fox brethren. His coarse pelage is very unique, with
his black-tipped back guard hairs, giving him a salt-and-pepper look.
Fur around the cheeks of his snout, chest, legs, and the underside of his
tail are ochre to reddish-orange in color, leaving his throat and belly
white. A black line runs all the way down his back, ending off at his
black-furred, bushy tailtip.
Preferring to remain solitary, the opening to his den can be found
littered with shiny wrappers and empty mountain dew cans (akin to
putting crisp newspaper, to scare off the 'coons and to provide a
primitive but effective early warning system for predators.) Most
active after sunfall, this grey creature leaves his den to hunt
for food and supplies to complete his latest WMDs (*snerks*) and
returns home to rest before the rise of the sun. Rumors have also
circulated, a wolf has taken up residence with the subject, but those
remain unsubstantiated...
His diet consists of anything within pouncing distance, preferring to
attack from perches, setting ambushes below for likely prey.
FoxOS 2.5 Last change: 26 Sep 2004 1
User Commands Greyvulpine(1)
OPTIONS
The following options are supported:
-f Befriend, usually with bait and a very large net.
-s Sleep, even insomniac foxies need sleep sometime.
-c Computate, in relation with doling out free
technology support, usually not by his own
free will.
-C Caffeinate, usually by the offering of Dew™ or
Penguin mints, behind a very strong barricade.
-l Engages lick mode! usually coupled with
-p playfulness mode.
-rm Engages fox assassin mode, little is known
about this mode.
SEE ALSO
greyfox(3), redfox(2000), foxes(4E+500), furry(50),
[root@localhost Admin]# shutdown -h now
Broadcast message from root (Shutting down NOW) (06:18)
Stopping services : [ OK ]
Stopping Dew™ IV : [ OK ]
Shutting down motor functions : [ OK ]
Shutting down conciousness : [ OK ]
Stopp!@#(%(@(@(*)(^& ERROR!
*bzwiip*
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